For fun on this Oscar morning-after... How does one win an Oscar?
|Make miniseries that win Emmys, then do the exact same thing with your movie!|
|Make a trailer with ordinary people talking about your movie!|
|Make out with an equally hot young actress!|
|Pose in faux fur next to a swimming pool!|
|Embody a fully fleshed-out but unlikable character.|
|Through improvisation and method acting and getting naked.|
|Put yourself in grave danger while not dancing.|
|...you know, I don't even want to joke about how this happened.|
The answer to that and more later this week. For now, laugh and enjoy.